Frozen Wings

First there were some frozen wings Not among my chosen things Had to serve them in an hour Had to call a higher power Into the microwave they went This device was heaven sent Defrost setting for three pounds Soon they'd be making the rounds In a bowl, salt and pepper Mixed them up, just like a schlepper Now how to cook, a hot idea In an air fryer from Ikea. No I didn't get it there Needed a rhyme, but didn't care Set the temp to 3 8 oh Timer set and here we go Need to feed two different camps Needed two with different temps Made a hot one with some Frank's Milder taste, it's me you thank. Now to take them to the party Maybe toss them on the barbie Wash them down with Liquid Gold Dinner served, the best, all told