The Collector

Larger and larger the collections grow Is there any way to stop? Nobody knows If I start another, where will it go? And when I'm gone, to whom shall I bestow? I am a collector Saving all I can Managing director Of a master plan Some may call it hoarding A gathering of junk I find it all rewarding Eliminates my funk Every day and every way I pick up what I will Shouldn't have to justify, gives me such a thrill People say "Get rid of it, donate it to Goodwill. This is way too much to keep, a bit of overkill" I am a collector Have to have it all Collectibles protector Can't wait for my next haul