Tom and Lee

Lee And what is this, a comic book? Tom Lee, won't you take another look? Lee The mystery is clear to see It doesn't make much sense to me Tom It isn't fiction, it is fact Before you go on, make a pact What you see here, it's reality I reveal my secret identity Lee This says "Wade" and who is that? And what's the purpose of the cat? And secret? I know you as Tom To me it reeks of bad sit-com Tom Wade is me, it's not a role I feel him deep down in my soul He is as real as the two of us There's no further need to discuss But if you doubt that I'm sincere Take for example, the story here It says one Clark was once Jor-el On that you cannot quarrel Lee You have your recollections wrong But sure, OK, I'll play along It's Kal-El that became a Kent The name you do misrepresent Tom It doesn't matter, it's fictional My mistake is forgivable But more will be revealed to all And I am sure you'll be enthralled