Hot Time in The Hot Tub Tonight

Checked the temp, it's 108 It's not my cup of tea If I just tried to dip a toe The cup of tea is me It's a hot time in the hot tub tonight The time to soak is nought I'm better off cooling in the pool Where the temp is not so hot The day was only hundred ten It broke the record easily An hour in the heat I found I left it someone queasily A hot time in the hot tub No cooler in the pool Another moment spent outside I'm sure I'd be the fool. There's no relief, that's my belief I have a beef with weather The wave is hear, that's what I fear We're all in this together