Left Off My Next Album

Verse Hadn't written for a while All my chops were rusty All the words that I laid out Came off a little dusty Chords were wacky from the start Melody was tuneless That's when I soon realized That everything was hopeless Chorus Left off my next album Couldn't bear to hear That it wasn't up to snuff Too hard on the ear Left off my next album Fans would have to wait If there isn't any better That could be my fate Verse So I penned a second tune Maybe it was better Hoped I'd followed all the rules Strictly to the letter But the words did not make sense Didn't call for action They said it was all nonsense It just had no traction Chorus Left off my next album Now strike number two If I write another dud I will soon be through Left off my next album Well cannot be dry If I can't get going Might break down and cry Bridge Gathered up some music friends Laid out a new jam Hope the means support the end Find out who I am Verse Captured everything we wrote Really got it going When I rocked, I rocked the boat Soon was overflowing All the friends did split the scene Couldn't keep the rhythm Found that I had been cut clean Could not sing it with 'em Chorus Left off my next album Didn't sing a word Erased all the vocal tracks Now they're never heard Left off my next album Didn't sing a note Lotsa tracks, but got no thanks No is all she wrote