New Song

Every tune and every chorus Somehow you’ve found new ways to bore us Hear our pleas, please don’t ignore us Do not write another song It’s just an abomination That you think this combination Sour notes an aberration Do not write another song It’s this melody we’re thinking It’s so terribly stinking With it all our hopes are sinking That you’ll write another song If you do, we tried to warn ya Your stupid rhymes from California Are causing ears the greatest harm, yeah Stop it with your blasted songs You’d be better off composing Something else that’s less imposing Something we won’t thumb our nose on Just don’t write another song But the tide seems to be turning And for music we are yearning Once again our hearts are burning Will you write another song?