Baking In The Mailbox

Weather today is so hot Thought I'd see if true or not The viral photo of a baker Couldn't be any faker She admits it doesn't work But doesn't come off as a jerk It's just her out having fun Didn't mean to fool no one But this only got me thinking Can we cook while we are drinking Summer ades to cool us down With sidewalks hot in this our town I measured when over one hundred Road temp hot, and then I wondered Would a egg cook, or be waste Needed to find out post haste It was just a gooey mess Wouldn't eat it, I confess Another theory now debunked How many more are the same junk?