My Musical

If I were to write a musical I'd fill it with lots of good stuff The audience would laugh at my whimsical Portrayal of life sure enough My musical would also be full of Drama and other good things My musical would certainly be loved By the stars and all their underlings My musical, has all the notes It has some rhythm and swing My musical, there are no doubts It's going to be amazing The leading lady will have the pipes To carry off the highest highs The words, the songs, the archetypes You just won't believe your eyes! If I were to write a musical It'd brighten up any marquee Don't consider it egotistical To find out it's all about me! Can't understand how I'm not famous I may be an acquired taste Don't call me a weird ignoramus Don't call all my efforts a waste If I were to write a musical A Tony I know it would earn I ask you to not be so critical On that note I think I'll adjourn