Barbie

My wife is such a Barbie fan It started long ago Way back before the movie ran For those not in the know A little child, she was poor Could not afford the doll So as an adult, she was sure She had to have it all It started with a simple toy Perhaps recapture youth But soon became a curse, a ploy I'm telling you the truth Collection grew, first on a shelf Then several, then a room She started to proclaim herself Queen of the Barbie Boom Explosion is the word for it It wasn't still the worst So when the space could not permit The walls began to burst The Barbies flew into the air They sailed off into space The Astronaut lost all her hair The Beauty lost her face The Doctor tried to save them all The Vet stepped in to aid A Princess lost within the squall Such carnage was displayed So heed my call, heed diligence Beware collecting toys It sounds like simple innocence It threatens to destroy