The Cat in the Hat

That cat in the hat Is a bit of a brat He thinks he's all that But his efforts fall flat He's no fashion plate Cannot master the gait His manners do grate Must obliterate I can see him from a mile away All of that flash is just one way to say "Hey, I'm important, the top of my class" Well, I think he's just a self-styled pompous ass Wade Brandywine is a fake and a fraud Is nothing but fluff, a scam, a façade He's touts himself worthy of great wide appeal Truth to be told, he comes off as a heel Silver-spooned upbringing, check the result The way that he moves is just an insult His rabid fans are no more than a cult It's time that I show him how to be an adult That cat, his chapeau Really does have to go It is nothing but show He has reached his plateau